I’m not always being difficult. Okay, wait a minute. Yes, haha. I am always being difficult. But, ask all you want, I’m not telling you my name. You can call me The Witch, since if I told you my name, I’d be giving away a huge book spoiler. And while I may be difficult, I’m no book spoiler!
That’s what everyone calls me now, anyhow. Just The Witch. You’d think someone would be courteous enough to ask my name, but ohhh, no. Just call her The Witch since she doesn’t have any feelings. Oh, I have...